ryuichifoxe:

There was going to be a fic but now you guys get to make up the story yourself haha /tosses pen into the air

(via sapiens-justicar)

Fucking grasshopper just fell on me and woke me up. I had my window open because it’s hot as dicks in here and apparently it’s letting in the cast of James and the Giant Peach

orlesiantrash:

Dragon Age: Darkspawn vs ferelden

Dragon Age 2: Mage vs templars

Dragon Age 3: Fashion sense vs no fashion sense

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bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

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rockboci:

misterzevran bullied me into uploading this >:T

rockboci:

misterzevran bullied me into uploading this >:T

(via bythetitsofmyforefathers)

queenofthegirlscoutss said: "I never exaggerate" with your fav DA pairing :)

(This got sooo much longer than intended!

I wrote a Handers fic, but based it in my two Hawkes AU because I need to write more stuff for it. It’s set during Act 2 after Dissent, but before Questioning Beliefs)

“MARIE!”

The scream ripped through Anders’ throat as soon as he watched the Templar’s arrow pierced the rogue through the stomach. He watched the pain pass over her face, and she fell, hitting the ground like a rag doll. His legs started moving involuntarily, and he was sprinting to get to her. Fire burned in his palms and the Templar was set alight.

He slid onto his knees beside her, pulling her head into his lap. Her eyelids were flickering and her breathing was ragged. Blood was seeping out of the wound, staining her armour. This was all his fault. He had asked her to come with him in the smugglers’ tunnels into the Gallows, to help free a group of mages that he had been in contact with. She was always eager to help, but he had always been reluctant to involve her, especially after what had happened with Ser Alrik, never wanting to risk her safety.

“Stay with me,” he begged, tears filling his eyes, “Don’t you dare leave me now.”

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dangerhamster:

Homer and Lisa’s relationship is one of my favourite things ever. He spent this entire episode trying to convince Lisa that she was beautiful, and he insisted to Marge that he wasn’t just saying it as a father, he genuinely believed that Lisa was the most beautiful girl in the world. Not to mention the fact that this episode ripped the shit out of the idea of child beauty pageants and how the self esteem of girl’s is diminished in general.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via neuraltoxins)

color memeygritte + cold colors (requested by rhllors)

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A hero will save me just in time. (x)

(Source: aydenpearce, via sensira)

Prompt Set #138

alloftheprompts:

This prompt set can serve for your inspiration directly or as an askbox meme :)

  1. Are you going to admit you had fun?
  2. Are you listening?
  3. Welcome to this crazy world.
  4. What have we done to stop it?
  5. Can I talk to you for a moment?
  6. I never exaggerate.
  7. It’s not something you can win.
  8. We want to keep it a secret.
  9. Watch him do the thing.
  10. If it’s not important, why are we here?

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