• Anders: More Deep Roads. Why did we agree to do this again?
  • Varric: Because I like trouble, and you think Hawke is cute. That wasn't a serious question, was it, Blondie?
  • Anders: She is pretty cute.

I hear you moved that apostate boy into your house. You really are your mother’s daughter.

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i-am-shepard-commander:

Things that make me not ok: THIS

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

(via always-completely-forever)

kaylizle:

legitimatecacti:

commander shepard rattling off monologues from human scifi movies every time she has to make a speech and the humans in the team just snorting under their breath while the aliens are like “wow did she just make this up out of nowhere? this is amazing”

shep: “Today is our independence day” Ash: *dies of laughter* Vega: you can’t be serious. Is she serious? Joker: the brave heart one is the best. Her Mel Gibson is getting really good.

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